[Laura has stuffed her bra with Eddie's socks], Steve Urkel: [entering] Hi gang! Steve Urkel: Oh no! Harriette Winslow: [Waldo crashes his snowmobile in the Winslows' living room] Waldo? I only got the date wrong on one flyer. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. Ms. Steuben: Oh, good. Carl: What? And believe you me, I know what being different is all about. Carl: Rachel, Carl was my great grandfather's name and there is no way that I'm gonna change it. Maxine Johnson: Was there a line to get your pictures taken when you guys walked in? I'll teach that. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: How could you mess this up? Well, name a couple. This poker game is important to you and I messed it up by inviting this windbag. Harriette Winslow: Carl, calm down, it's not the school's fault. [leaves]. Harriette: That won't get the stains out. Is that the problem? Myrtle Urkel: Oh, how true, how true! Steve Urkel: Well, isn't that just a FIIIINE kettle of fish? Harriette: Well, if he remembers you, he's used to you looking like a jerk. Having aired 215 episodes, Family Matters is ranked third, behind only Tyler Perry's House of Payne (254), and The Jeffersons (253). When you make a mistake, fess up to it. And, my God, look what you've done to Waldo. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Yes, those were very confusing times. Sergeant Shishka: Urkel, Winslow, you are not on my list of new recruits. Rodney Beckett: YOU thought you were smart? You know that? Weasel: Yeah chill. When I said my feelings for you might change, I was lying. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: All the way home, and the next day I cried all the way back to the library. Topics Nerd. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Make one, then Xerox It! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl hasn't moved that fast since he chased a doughnut down hill. Family Matters Compilation - "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up - YouTube And it will also think of a range of mistakes, not just the standard fare of stats guys everywhere: the disastrous trade up. I just wish it would all go away, Daddy. Cop: You two are going to juvenile hall until your parents pick you up. Getting you to smile would be like pulling teeth! Steve Urkel: Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. Steven Quincy Urkel: I wasn't the one who overslept, Ms. Rip Van Winslow. 4 Mar. He just told you to get lost. Carl: Rough. Pass the salt, Edward. You trifled with my emotions! Harriette Winslow: [while trying to calm an apprehensive Rachel about leaving Richie overnight with the babysitter for the first time] Rachel, I know it's hard leaving your baby for the first time, but after that it gets a lot easier. What did you do? Now can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't ground you for the rest of your life. In the current social climate that is rich with dialogue about appropriate consent between men and women, women are quite reasonably, on guard about objectification. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What the heck is wrong with you? Laura and Judy, divide up the rest between Barbie doll fans and Lego lovers and get them upstairs too! There's lots of reasons why I don't love you. Stefan Urquelle. Laura: Steve Urkel, you are the most annoying human being that I have ever met! Everyone would think that Laura is in love with Steve Urkel and no one would vote for her. Steve Urkel: Look, I know the pay is lousy, the hours are long, and you hardly ever get the credit you deserve. [cries]. [Steve thinks Rachel is in love with him, but she is really in love with another man named Steve]. You're so beautiful, you take their breath away. Laura Lee Winslow: Then she demanded her money back when she found out that she modeled ladies underwear. With Squeeze I'm not safe nowhere. Could you write that A down on a piece of paper? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. Well, why didn't you tell me? During the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the class sign. Then Urkel shows up with Eddie and Carl and the crowd cheers for him]. 'Steve Urkel' Actor Jaleel White Launches Purple Urkle - Forbes I can't afford a B on my permanent record. Laura: Steve, you're supposed to cook those! In fact, they finally introduced me to my grandparents. Nick Neidermeyer: Do I have to remind you who you're talking to? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You mean, you want to kiss me? Harriette Winslow: I simply put out his cigar. Snap, Sidekick: [with the Serpents] All the doo-dah day. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: When you're hurting other people it ain't harmless. So you have to make every minute count. Carl Otis Winslow: I'm not finished yet. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Carl: Maybe I should laugh a little bit more, huh? Steve Urkel: [points to Eddie] His words, not mine. Steve is embarrassed that he didn't walk out the door faster. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Who do you think bought his first pair of shoes? [Notices no one is there anymore] Well, I thought it was a good story. Laura Lee Winslow: No it wasn't. Laura Lee Winslow: [pushes some things aside] I can't pitch in right now. When are you going to the store? This is my grandmother's wedding and $1500. Steve Urkel: Swell, Punch! This library card is proof that ONE person can make a difference. I've decided to retire from the theatre arts department. No! When is that party supposed to be. Carl Otis Winslow: Laura, what's going on in here? Anybody have more punch? Carl: If that's the case then I plead guilty. Why, how low can you get? Laura: Yeah. Steve Urkel: Could. Steve Urkel: Well, Laura doesn't want a date with me. Steve Urkel: [Steve picks up the cord to the satelite dish] Sloppy, Sloppy, Sloppy! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I have been scared straight, I saw a guy who had a tattoo of a battleship. Carl Otis Winslow: Might have. It's the closest I'll ever get to marrying you- thats why I wanted you to have this- no strings attached- just the one to my heart. I love ya too much to build you a dud! Carl: Stefan, you gotta help me. Do you have any idea how much you changed him? Carl Otis Winslow: That boy is Looney Tunes. Stefan Urkelle: Go home, go home, GO HOME! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: How'd that happen? Harriette: Better add zucchini to that shopping list. Why can't we share? Harriette Winslow: [feigns being touched] Oh, Carl this is beautiful. Dr. Goodrich: Ms. Crawford, I am a medical doctor, not a carnival act! Ms. Steuben: Steve, it's not a good sign when you have to give your bread a pep talk. But Waldo messed up and put the wrong date on the flyers. Steve, what happened? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [brings her in to meet the Winslows] Now don't worry, they don't bite, and even if they do they've had their shots. Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name! We're having big fun here. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Forget it, Carl, it's quicksand. Harriette Winslow: And you think I'm FAT? I'm playing Boyd double or nothing. Carl Otis Winslow: Richie, I get the money back if the helmet breaks. You're making me blush. No. Eddie: No, Kyle's gone solo and Jerry went with him. I can't live like this. All the doo da day. He's half-Nerd, Half-Carl. [Eddie, Clarence and Steve are arrested by the police for theft.]. Addeddate 2019-09-04 04:56:23 Identifier steveurkel_201909 Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. plus-circle Add Review. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Who would've thought Harriette was a bit friendly. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I'll bet that's what the bug was thinking, too! Steve Urkel: You said, "Get a life, Steve", A week ago you would have said, "Get a life, TURBONERD". Think of the possibilities.". I'm Stefan sweet thing. Laura: What you did for me tonight was really special. Eddie: As a starting forward of the school team, it's my duty to play round ball not nerd ball. Oh when he shows up, it's amputation time. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Fletcher has a bigger family then we thought. I never got less than than an A. Steve Urkel: So, I can't live with that! And from that day on, EVERYBODY could use that library. Waldo: Excuse me, but I don't wanna hear about a bug's sex life. No, you're not invited. Steve Urkel: Don't feel bad. I'd lay one on you that would weld your glasses to your face. I wanna read it to my mom. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [Stands up] Dad, I'm not implying. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Yeah, I went to sleep and Stevil made a guest appearance. Look, I love you with all my heart, but just because you don't love me back doesn't give you the right to treat me like dirt! Why, you might as well drop a boulder on my foot, shove bamboo shoots under my fingernails, or scoop my eyeballs out with a melon baler. Laura: Curtis, I got my hair done, my nails. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Oh honey, I hope they don't cheer too hard. It's like wanting to touch a star- you know you'll never reach it but you've just gotta keep trying. 430+ Dirtiest Pick Up Lines Ever - TheStallionStyle Steve Urkel: Oh, Gosh golly, Jeepers Creepers. Carl: There is a guy on our couch who says I remember him, but I don't remember him. Laura: I was thinking about taking a home economics class so I can learn how to cook. Rachel Crawford: Well, Steve, I am your boss. Or was it yellow? My parents play this with me all the time! And, I just wanted to wish you good luck. Waldo: Don't do it, Urkel! Sara Sue Pettyjohn: [stuck up toward Myrtle's lack of style and class] That's the difference between *old* money and *new* money. Mango? Stupid? Uh, we're, uh, playin' hide and seek! "Tomorrow, Dad!" [goes to the refrigerator] No root beer? Estelle Winslow: Carl! Steve Urkel: [singing] Fishing on Lake Wannamuk. It's a beautiful language. Harriette Winslow: And deliberately sat us next to a cigar smoker. Not bells, Swiss Melody Chimes. CNN Actor Jaleel White is joining the growing list of celebrities who have launched a cannabis brand. You know what? This isn't right Weasel. Shen I suggested it, her lovely eyes were momentarily clouded with nausea. The Ethical Issues With Stefan Urquelle In Family Matters [Waldo and Maxine are dancing to R&B music and professing their love for each other. Hey, what were you doing in my closet? Steve Urkel: Come on everybody, let's ooh the durkel! Harriette Winslow: Laura, did somebody do something to you? Harriette: I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a home economics class. Harriette: [Reading] Swiss Family Robinson! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: The Snooze Juice. Chain: It occurs to me that you could be wired. You dumped one of my relatives in a Hefty bag. Carl Otis Winslow: [to himself] That's just was well because we might not be allowed to go back into that restaurant again. No Traffic. They just love juicy gossip. Eddie Winslow, front and center! Harriette Winslow: Now let me get this straight. Harriette Winslow: [grabbing Carl's hair] Carl [Takes her hand away, looking at it before placing it on top of his head instead]. You're late for class. Doo da doo da. [puts his thumb as his mouth, baby voice] If I were five. I'm a person, and I have feelings, and I demand to be treated with respect and dignity! I feel stupid! And I'm sorry. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I feel so safe in Raoul's strong arms I love him soo much and I sorta like Carl. Carl Otis Winslow: I understand that. From now on, no parties and no TV. Self respect. Ms. Steuben: I know, Steven. Steve pits eight guys against each other in the battle for the best pickup lines. You gotta fix that machineeeee. Anywhere away from my Laura. Then, I drove you here in *my* car, and were you pleasant company? It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any important paper work. Ken: [Grabbing Steve by the collar] THAT FEEB YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT WAS ME! Waldo put today's date on the flyer. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, they applauded when we left. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: What're you so happy about? Steve Urkel: [Rushed] That's all. Rachel Crawford: It's almost impossible to find a job these days. 5. Laura Lee Winslow: [Laura grabs Steve and his clone on their ears] Okay, let's take a moment and figure out what we learned here. Steve Urkel: Thanks. often referred to simply by his surname, Urkel, is the main protagonist of Family Matters. Originally slated to have been a one-time only character on the show, he soon became its most popular character and gradually became its protagonist.. Steve is the epitome of a geek/nerd, with large, thick eyeglasses, flood . Rachel Crawford: Mother Winslow, when you when you Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Bite the big one? Why, I guarantee you he has studied the best! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well hold on there big guy, listen to this. Steve Urkel: King me. Steve Urkel was the breakout character for the hit Friday night ABC sitcom "Family Matters" while Jaleel White who played him was the show's breakout star.
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